I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Enjoy the penises
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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