this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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