am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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