I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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