thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We need to get me chipped asap
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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