i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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