is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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