Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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