Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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