sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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