i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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