Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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