At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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