He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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