can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
