I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Randomize