at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast