I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
All I want is dick and wine.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?