I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.