Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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