Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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