Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can I color on your dick again?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
send nudes
from the living room?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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