3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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