Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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