just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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