Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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