OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she told me i tasted like america
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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