I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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