why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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