They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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