Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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