Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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