i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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