honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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