I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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