Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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