Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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