Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(336): View more from North Carolina

I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(336): I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/wwtn

Replies (2) Good night (722) Bad night (1307)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels. http://tfl.nu/zmdk

Replies (10) Good night (1067) Bad night (1523)
Favorite
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(832): I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up. http://tfl.nu/vunl

Replies (27) Good night (1144) Bad night (1855)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving. http://tfl.nu/twkc

Replies (36) Good night (3047) Bad night (1089)
Favorite
(206): View more from Washington

We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(206): We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that. http://tfl.nu/vyji

Replies (34) Good night (5301) Bad night (520)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.

(609): View more from New Jersey

he's a keeper

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours. (609): he's a keeper http://tfl.nu/09kq

Replies (29) Good night (5391) Bad night (604)
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar. http://tfl.nu/mo7u

Replies (8) Good night (3638) Bad night (580)
Favorite
(504): View more from Louisiana

standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(504): standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules. http://tfl.nu/xkjo

Replies (46) Good night (4480) Bad night (644)
Favorite
(770): View more from Georgia

I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(770): I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later. http://tfl.nu/dwy3

Replies (34) Good night (842) Bad night (9483)
Favorite
(937): View more from Ohio

She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(937): She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity? http://tfl.nu/jd0w

Replies (10) Good night (2648) Bad night (528)
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises... http://tfl.nu/i052

Replies (3) Good night (806) Bad night (407)
Favorite
(202): View more from Washington, DC

I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(202): I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs. http://tfl.nu/lsp5

Replies (11) Good night (625) Bad night (381)
Favorite
(778): View more from British Columbia

Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(778): Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed. http://tfl.nu/26ft

Replies (0) Good night (225) Bad night (310)
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.

(716): View more from New York

So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?

(585): View more from New York

Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years. (716): So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy? (585): Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win. http://tfl.nu/ig9q

Replies (6) Good night (580) Bad night (307)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home? http://tfl.nu/p4vi

Replies (2) Good night (1286) Bad night (349)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: