i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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