I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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