i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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