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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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