it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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