I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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