she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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