I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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