I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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