Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
