I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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