hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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