GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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