with your own penis?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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