so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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