I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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