Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens