South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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