doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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