Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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