I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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