and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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